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Ted (A Small Review)

What’s it about? Ted tells the story of a friendless boy named John who wishes his stuffed teddy bear alive on one magical Christmas day.  John and Ted develop a tight friendship that lasts all the way into adulthood. If you could call it adulthood. John (played by Mark Wahlberg) and Ted (voiced by Seth […]

That’s My Boy

Donny Berger was just the average 13-year-old lusting after his hot math teacher, Ms. McGarricle, never knowing that secretly she had been lusting after him as well, until one day in detention when she taught him a different kind of lesson—a naughty one. She was sentenced to 30 years in prison for that lesson, and […]

People Like Us

Sam is a salesman. Sort of. He barters companies’ excess goods. He’s just made a rather large barter with a hefty commission, but that same day he finds out that one of his previous deals has gone bad, costing the company a lot of money, even getting it in trouble with the FTC. His entire […]

Brave

Set in the highlands of Scotland during a more mystical time, Brave tells the story of a Scottish princess named Merida (voiced by Kelly MacDonald) . She lives in a castle with her father, the brawny King Fergus (voiced by Billy Connolly), her mother, Queen Elinor (voiced by Emma Thompson), and her three rambunctious little […]

Moonrise Kingdom

You’d kill for the relationship that Sam Shukusky and Suzy Bishop have. They met one summer and the attraction was immediate. Over the course of a year they traded letters, and the following summer they decide to leave their old lives behind and start one together. Sam (played by Jared Gilman) is the outdoorsy type […]

Boy

It’s 1984 in Waihau Bay, New Zealand. E.T. has just come out, Michael Jackson is at the peak of popularity, and an 11-year-old boy named Boy is just being an 11-year-old boy—playing with his friends, trying to impress girls, and getting into fights. He lives with his 6-year-old brother, Rocky, his grandmother, and several younger […]

The Cabin in the Woods

Don’t read this review. Not unless you’ve already seen The Cabin in the Woods. No, I’m not giving away any spoilers, but this is one of those movies that you’re better off going into knowing as little about is as possible. Avoid trailers, avoid commercials. Just see it. Trust me. It’s worth it.   Without […]