Hey, will you look at that, it’s been almost two years since I’ve written about movies! Anyways, I just caught the trailer for Jordan Peele’s directing debut, and I’m pretty excited about it. I’ll describe it now, but feel free to scroll down and watch it for yourself first. The trailer for Get Out opens […]
So a man buys his pregnant wife a doll to complete the set she’s been collecting. And wouldn’t you just know it, the doll has a demon in it (more or less). Very quickly, bad things start to happening to the couple. They try to explain it away logically, and of course that fails. […]
Thomas (played by Dylan O’Brien) awakens inside a rising elevator. He has no idea where he is, how he got there or even who he is. The elevator stops, and the doors open in the middle of a field to the hardened faces of more young men. These boys barely know any more about […]
If you’re anything like me, you have oodles of useless movie trivia in your brain. It sits there doing no one any good until you’re at a party and you overhear someone saying, “Who that actress from the Scream movies?” Of course you then cut your friend off mid-sentence to lean over and say, “Neve […]
It’s not the biggest weekend at the box office, but that’s fine with me as I’m still playing a little catch up. My mpm (movies per month) has seen a steep decline this year as my other hobbies edge in on my time. So I’m thankful for weekends like this where there’s nothing I’m dying […]
Once upon a time, maybe in 2007 or 2008, I passed Joseph Gordon-Levitt on the streets of Manhattan during my lunch break. Back then he was just that kid from Third Rock from the Sun to me. If only I knew then that I’d become one of the biggest J.G.L. fans on the planet, […]
Written and Directed by Todd Berger. Glen and Tracy (played by David Cross and Julia Stiles) have been on a few dates, and it’s finally time to do the awkward yet obligatory introduction to friends. Tracy’s married friends, Emma and Pete (played by Erinn Hayes and Blaise Miller) host a routine […]
In 141 years from now, Earth will be so overpopulated that the wealthiest people will abandon the planet and establish their home in an orbiting space station called Elysium. Earth will belong to the downtrodden, and the never the two groups shall meet. That’s where things stand at the beginning of Neill Blomkamp’s Elysium. […]
Are you ready for a new set of Harry Potter movies? Well that’s too bad because you’re not going to be getting any (sorry). However, you will be getting a new series of films set in the same universe. Author J.K. Rowling and Warner Bros are launching a whole new series which will be based […]
“Time is a face on the water.” – Stephen King, The Dark Tower IV: Wizard and Glass Writing these monthly MoviePass recaps is making me realize just how quickly time sails by. It feels like just a couple of weeks ago I was googling random facts about August to dazzle you guys, and now I’m […]
Don LaFontaine is probably the most famous voiceover actor of all time. Even if you’ve never heard of him, you have heard him before. If you’ve watched TV ads, you’ve heard Don LaFontaine. (He’s voiced hundreds of thousands of TV ads.) If you’ve watched movie trailers in the last fifty years, you’ve heard Don […]
When a horror movie can integrate comedy in a believable way, I’m always a happy customer. As a teenager in the 90’s, I was in love with the self-referential Scream trilogy. In the early 2000’s Shaun of the Dead upturned the zombie genre and became an instant favorite of mine. Last year’s Cabin in the Woods took […]
The Hobbit: Battle of Five Armies (1/13/15)
Wild (1/11/15)
Looper (1/10/15)
Stretch (1/4/15)
The Babadook (1/3/15)
Theory of Everything (1/2/15)
The Wolf of Wall Street (1/1/15)
Rango (12/30/14)
Into the Woods (12/28/14)
Annie 2014 (12/27/14)
Whiplash (12/22/14)
Very Good Girls (12/21/14)
Horrible Bosses (11/28/14)
Resolution (11/27/14)
Friday Night Lights (11/23/14)
John Wick (11/17/14)
Dear Zachary (11/16/14)
Interstellar (11/9/14)
The Taking of Deborah Logan (11/8/14)
Birdman (11/4/14)
The Man of Tai Chi (11/3/14)
Monkey Shines (11/2/14)
Devil's Due (10/31/14)
Gone Girl (10/30/14)
The Hills Have Eyes 2 (10/27/14)
Joyride (10/26/14)
Friday the 13th (10/25/14)
Afflicted (10/24/14)
The Equalizer (10/22/14)
Day of the Dead (10/14/14)
Trust Us, This is All Made Up (10/13/14)
Annabelle (10/12/14)
The Maze Runner (10/6/14)
Déjà Vu (10/6/14)
The Sacrament (10/4/14)
Odd Thomas (9/29/14)
Pontypool (9/22/14)
Tyler Perry's Temptation: Confessions of a Marriage Counselor (9/19/14)
Hector And The Search For Happiness (9/16/14)
